In the midst of cleaning up my Facebook profile yesterday, I found the absolute coolest button and I have to share it with you. If you are Facebookies, then you are probably already at the button because of my title. However if you aren’t, then read on.
This “Featured Friends” button is under your edit profile and it just called my name. You can create wonderful lists and categorize all of your friends and family according to, well, in my case….my sick mind. Here are my categories: So that you have more fun, and for redundancy sake, say this before every section….”If your listed here…..”
Family / Friends: Ok boring, and it comes with your profile. Not that your boring though.
Best One Liners: …you keep me entertained on a daily basis with your quick mind. You have made me laugh, cry, think and smile many times. Mr. Schetcher is the best at this. You should all “friend” him immediately.
Book Nooks: …you read, everything or at least try to. I catch your retweets and pastes and recommendations all the time. Keep it up. Keep reading!
Bloggers/Writers/Genius’s: …you are at least one of the title remarks here and I rate you a “Think Tank“. You are creative and brilliant and crafty. Ashley McCarthy is the true genius of the group, who I watched grow up and now passed the BAR and is an attorney. She is going places. Another that I would “friend” immediately if not sooner, especially if you are Kevin, who might need an attorney some day.
CHBS: …you are folks I grew up with, knew at the school where I grew up and a few of you taught me while I was growing up. I haven’t seen any of these guys in almost 20 years, but feel connected, now that we are connected here.
Those I would take to a: …you I would take to a PARTay! You Hookah, Rave, Crash, Join, tell stories that will keep you talking for days..(Henry) and I would never feel out of place, because you are with me. I also know that going out with any of you would or could mean that I would or could be in jail the following morning, which is why I don’t “actually” go out with you, just would, if I did.
MILF: …you are NOT what you are thinking…oh get over yourselves. I put this one here just to cause controversy! You guys are here because you are my Most Interesting and Lovable Friends! You guys rarely if ever post anything negative and are the first to offer kind words to friends, messages of faith to those you know and you don’t and who I read just to see how “nice” the world is that day. You are cute though, seriously.
and last but NOT least…
Those I would Hide a Body for: …you guys I would lay down for, take a bullet for and if you really needed to, I would hide a body for. If you didn’t make this list, keep working hard and send me cookies! 😉
Now I know I will take some heat for those that didn’t make any list or get complaints that one person made all or some of the lists. If you aren’t on the list, its just because you don’t fit there. There are some categories where there would only be one person’s name and that seems, well, strange. For instance: Craig…..I watch for baseball updates and love you cuz your family….Kerri, you are very cool and married to Malisa, which makes you even cooler…Denise…you made one or two, but I really want to add a Celebrity Updater List…but only you would be there. You see my dilemma. This doesn’t mean I don’t care and love everyone (whew, got that in there).
If you know me, you will know that by today or tomorrow, I will feel badly about the missing members of my Wiggles Squad not being in a list and make one just for them, so no fear…more lists are coming. If you have time, create your own! Give your friends interesting categories to fit in and watch what happens. Who knew this button could be so fun.
For those of you who read my blogs, I have a few updates: I superglued the half broken snowman, which now sits on a shelf. I am getting my first haircut today since it grew back this summer and those five foot dice on top of the filing cabinet? Gone to the depths of basement #3, never to be seen again.
So much for keeping my blogs to 400 words or under. Now go and feature your friends!